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PostSubject: Kind of Jokes   Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:40 am

Filthy Jokes:

1)
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

2)
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
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PostSubject: Re: Kind of Jokes   Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:52 am

Ouch...
That's gotta hurt, btw didn't a little of that "dump" on his fingers, didn't stick to the bricks?
But, pretty good: Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Kind of Jokes   Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:07 am

that is ok i suppose
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PostSubject: Re: Kind of Jokes   Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:14 am

no. 1, not so good, but 2 is funny Very Happy
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