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PostSubject: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:20 am

MOUSE

A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!


A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."


A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!


The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:24 am

I kind of liked the ''a man is talking to God'' joke. Pretty funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:32 am

Yeah, that was a good one! Very Happy lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:59 am

Haha, the god one is gooood

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:57 am

Definitely HeriX has not made these himself. Smile
But these are funny and that is the point men.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:49 am

I wrote "A man is talking to God" because teacher said me it on the lesson Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:29 pm

Haha, What lesson does he give? Razz I kinda like the joke Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:38 pm

HEH this is my English teacher Smile mr. Warecki Sad :/ hah strict guy!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:31 am

My english teacher is cool to Very Happy he dont have hair we always tease him XD

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:13 am

Our school's English teacher is young and hot but she has curly hairs, uhhh, I really don't love her curly hairs but otherwise she's pretty. Lol we're talking about naughty things.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:27 am

Haha, Anthies loves older womans XD

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:40 am

HAha Very Happy school is sick!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:43 am

I like school a bit Razz im no nerd XD but its pretty cool.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:13 pm

huh i hate school my teachers are STUPID! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:06 am

Well me and my friends make school nicer XD soooo thats a reason I like school.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:02 am

great jokes!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:49 am

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great jokes!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:43 am

thx Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes :)   Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:01 am

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